The past few days I've gotten the following things in the mail:

Day one. A sample of cat food addressed to "P. Riojas."

Day two. A wine poster from Redwood Creek. The letter says, "Dear Erin, Thanks for your interest in our Redwood Creek vintage prints! I'm amazed at how much excitement these prints have generated... I get a real kick out of reading your suggestions for new prints..."

Day three. A booklet about psoriasis called Speaking Clearly: Living Well in a World That Doesn't Understand Psoriasis. The letter says, "Thank you for requesting Speaking Clearly... Your free copy is enclosed. We understand how difficult the emotional and physical effects of psoriasis can be," etc., etc.

All right, who is signing me up for stuff? The psoriasis book is my favorite.