Thursday, March 13, 2008
Pregnancy
One of my new lunch friends let me in on her pregnancy secret today. Then she was telling us about the maternity leave policy—turns out you get THREE MONTHS OFF for having a baby. So I started thinking, I wonder if anyone has ever faked being pregnant? And I wonder if, when I fake my pregnancy, will people ask to see my belly? I mean, how hard is it to fake a pregnancy? I've got a pillow. Then I'll just come in and say, "Hey guys, I’m pregnant now. I’ll see you in June." Suckahs!
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The costume designer in Fargo used bird seed to give Margie's pregnancy belly more "weight" and to make it more realistic. Just an idea.
Move to Canada and you get a year off.
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