I finally got my Illinois license yesterday. Now I know why I put it off for a year. It took two hours of sitting in a big ugly room with a bunch of weirdos. Why is everyone at the DMV so weird, me excluded? If I were a comedian, I could do a thirty-minute bit about the DMV. "What is the DEAL with the guy with no hair and tattooed eyebrows? Don't get me started, don't EVEN get me started."
But I came out with a pretty good picture:

Then today I was going through some old pictures and found this:

Still the same... Still sticking toothpicks in my ears.
3 comments:
That's the hottest license photo I've EVER seen.
You were adorable as a kid...who is the very very very happy boy?
That is my dear cousin Michael.
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