This is called "I Have Half a Beer and Get a Good Idea"

This is a little late, but Peewee was born on the Fourth of July—just like Tom Cruise. She turned 17 this year, so I wanted to do something special. If I had a video camera, I would make a music video. But that would probably just be three minutes of her sleeping on the couch set to music.

One, two, three, four!